purple hair and the kinder surprise of disapointments

Speaker two: (climbs out of a box- is very sleepy)

I’m obsessed with male masturbation. Sometimes I believe there is nothing more pitiful than a man or boy yanking himself. Some men hunch forward, their head hangs, perhaps swaying slightly as they repeat and maintain rhythm; others, now I speculate, rest their heads backwards and remain quite stiff. Position is really not important; it is all in the face: eyes averted, blank and hollow.